Starting A Career In Showbiz T-Shirts

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Guitarist

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"This is off our first TikTok."

Toenail clipping missile.

'I'm a star!'

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"Er. . . anything else?"

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

'Our guest today is. . . er. . . a Corporation. . .'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

Magic Accident

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'So, did I get the job?'

'Can you do anything else?'

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

A woman bows to the crowd

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."