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"I heard he has a speaking role."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Big screen TV.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'I'm a star!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Jack Nicholson

"Er. . . anything else?"

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

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'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"Beware of start-ups with a negative cash flow."

Dog picturing himself on stage.

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'So, did I get the job?'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Super size me!!'

"We'll be too big to fail!"

Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."