Started Home Workouts Pillows

"As always. . . make sure to warm up . . . to avoid injury. . ."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Sisyphus during Covid

Keep Fit.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Sport

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'