Started Home Workouts Gifts

"As always. . . make sure to warm up . . . to avoid injury. . ."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Sisyphus during Covid

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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Sport

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."