Exercise At Home Pillows

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Sisyphus during Covid

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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Sport

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Exercising in Confinement

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."