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"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Imagination Navigation.

A man looks up at the earth

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

Moon Martini

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Insomnia.

A Starry Night.

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... '

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

'It's deja vous all over again!'