Nighttime Thinker T-Shirts

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"I should just sleep on the toilet and save myself the trips."

"Star light star bright please let me wake up tomorrow and be a cat so I can sleep more and won't get my heart broken so much."

Bill got his best ideas late at night.

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"The overthinker"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Pachyderm insomnia.

Night-shift entrance

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Baseball Dreams

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Insomnia.

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Expired, expired, expired, expired, expired, expired.

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... '

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."