Cozy Night Thinker T-Shirts

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Pyjama party

Night-shift entrance

Night Life: L.A.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

PJ Parties

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

Insomnia.

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

Blanket Pull

'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... '

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

'Sometimes late at night I'm not sure the leading economic indicators know where they're going,'

'It depends on whether you see yourself as yesterday's man, today's man, or tomorrow's man.'

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

Drunk And Orderly

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune