Night Thinker T-Shirts

'I like to think of myself as a lunar landscape gardener.'

"Welcome to the future"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Meet the author"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

View to the Future

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Chiller Theatre

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Crap from the future.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"The overthinker"

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"