Night Thinkers T-Shirts

Insomnia.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Think Tank

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Pachyderm insomnia.

Night-shift entrance

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

New Year 2020

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Maternity Hospital

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'