Night Thinkers Pillows

Insomnia.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Think Tank

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Pachyderm insomnia.

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Night-shift entrance

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

New Year 2020

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

"What - you got As in Maths, Nature, Science and English? Son, haven't you watched the news or looked online - if you want to succeed nowadays you have to be dumb as dirt!"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'