Starry Night Thinker Gifts

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

A man looks up at the earth

Imagination Navigation.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Moon Martini

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

'...You hear me? Control here, can you hear me?'

Insomnia.

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... '

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

I can't believe we didn't hand out before

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."