Star-gazing Maven T-Shirts

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Swiss army knife

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Lacks Structure and Meaning

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Responding to viewer sentiment, we have eliminated world news and expanded our entertainment and sports news.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Stop staring at my wife.'

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

Rocket

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

The Planet Ewe-ranus.

Oberserving asteroids.

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

"Is that it? Blood Moon! I'm somewhat disappointed!"

"Buy insulation...sell futures."

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

"Paul turn off your flashlight. There's a real interesting star cluster I'm trying to get a picture of."

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

Dutch boy holds finger in observatory wall to plug space leak.