Star-gazing Maven Mugs

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Swiss army knife

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Lacks Structure and Meaning

Buffering

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Responding to viewer sentiment, we have eliminated world news and expanded our entertainment and sports news.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Stop staring at my wife.'

Lady Gaga

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

Rocket

Oberserving asteroids.

The Planet Ewe-ranus.

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

"Is that it? Blood Moon! I'm somewhat disappointed!"

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

"Paul turn off your flashlight. There's a real interesting star cluster I'm trying to get a picture of."

"Buy insulation...sell futures."

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. The sky's so filled with man's debris

Dutch boy holds finger in observatory wall to plug space leak.