Television Maven Mugs

'Responding to viewer sentiment, we have eliminated world news and expanded our entertainment and sports news.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Reporter #6: television.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."