Movie Maven Mugs

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"Hey, this is brilliant! Where do you get my ideas?"

'Your script is a completely unimaginitive, hackneyed rag, and therefore we're prepared to pay you top dollar for it.'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

Directors cut - 'Make him an offer he can't refuse...Two tickets to see Julie Andrews in...Cut!'

"We've done volcano and twister. We need another movie about a natural disaster and my first marriage came to mind."

'I didn't pay five dollars to hear some clown behind me hiss at every scene - hear me buddy?

'Is he expecting you?'

'What's this rated?'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Cinema Certification, Suitable for kids, but will drive parents to distraction.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

'I choose what movie I'm going to see based on the politics of the star.'

"Well, can you squeeze me into a small part in your next movie, Mr Weinberger?"

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"Now all we need is a good script."

"This could be our big break, Sam! She wants to file a class-action defamation-of-character lawsuit against any studio that ever made a film-noir movie, on behalf of femme fatales everywhere!"

Poirots of the Caribbean

1984 Updated Version

"That thing you just said – I'd like to option it for a movie."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"Scorsese Xing"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Did you see the latest 'Star Wars' trailer? O... M... G!!!"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem?" "Movie critics." "For the last time, my review of Star Trek was totally unbiased and professional." "You said 'Nerd Trek 3 is a steaming pile of mediocrity, which should appeal to the younger generations. This reminds me of the time I dated Bill Shatner.'" "See? Completely objective." "You said 'Chris Pine isn't half the back-rubber Shatner is.'" "Objectively speaking."

"I'm glad I turned my phone off."

'DO YOU HAVE A SIZE BETWEEN SMALL AND JUMBO?'

"...All I know is someone called 911 and said you were robbing people."

'Sometimes I think we shoot too much film and too few actors - give me your gun!'

Lassie & Trixie - A Love Story : 'Bucket of water for studio 5!'

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

Snow White and the Seven Pimps.