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Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"This is off our first TikTok."

The sunglasses.

Upper West Side Story

Carbon Dating

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

The hall of bad ideas.

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"Now all we need is a good script."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner