Standing Desks Gifts

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Office Ergonomics.

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Wow, my own desk!'

'In case the guys organize a game.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

Bad Office Planning

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

Pentagon

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

Reception often dictates reality.

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

"It screams intimidation!"

"Sadly, I've never been able to live up to my desk."

'Sure, vacation was great,,,but it's nice to get back to some quality time with work,

Laura the Desk

"Instead of flexi-time they gave me flexi-place."

"I don't think I'd mind so much if it was another woman."

Man's desk deflates when he picks up his pen.