Standing Desks Mugs

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Office Ergonomics.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'Wow, my own desk!'

Working Vacation.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

Bad Office Planning

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'In case the guys organize a game.'

'And the 'World's Greatest Boss' mug comes with the desk.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

'Well, we were told he has a penchant for micro managing

'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

Pentagon

Reception often dictates reality.

"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."

The Frank Lloyd Wright desk

'Sure, vacation was great,,,but it's nice to get back to some quality time with work,

"Sadly, I've never been able to live up to my desk."

Laura the Desk

"It screams intimidation!"

Man's desk deflates when he picks up his pen.

"Instead of flexi-time they gave me flexi-place."

"Damn you Smith, you competitive bastard. . ."