Diy Desk Creator Gifts

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Can do...No can do

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

The Pencil and Sharpener

Office Ergonomics.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Extra innings.

"We didn’t have enough in the budget to replace you with a real robot."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Two stressed drinking birds

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

Big desks take time.

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

"In"

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

'This better be important.'

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'