Stamps Gifts

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

A Stampede

"I saved a bundle on vacation by shipping myself around the world first class."

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'You'll want to put a Forever Stamp on your letter to Ms. LuRue,Tru-Love Romances, right?'

101 uses of a dead cat: stamp

America's Intelligence Failure.

"There must be a mistake! They must mean 34 dollars!"

"Are forever stamps ok?"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fragile stamper.

I love you.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Hieroglyph stamps.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Insufficient Postage

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'It's unto thee.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

A post box in a museum

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'