Stamp Show Gifts

'I can't believe everybody isn't camping out to get in first.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

America's Intelligence Failure.

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

Royal Mail unveils the gastroenteritis commemorative stamp...

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

'When I said 'Hobby' I meant something like stamps!'

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

You're first class!

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else?'

'It would never work out, Richard. I save whales and you save stamps.'

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

'Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism.'

"There must be a mistake! They must mean 34 dollars!"

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...

'You guys mind if I bet rare stamps? I'm all out of money.'