Stamp Show T-Shirts

'I can't believe everybody isn't camping out to get in first.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

America's Intelligence Failure.

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Royal Mail unveils the gastroenteritis commemorative stamp...

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

"Here you go, Gracie...I got you a full sheet of Frida Kahlo stamps."

'Hey! Who stole my stamp of grudging approval?'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'It would never work out, Richard. I save whales and you save stamps.'

'Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism.'

'When I said 'Hobby' I meant something like stamps!'

You're first class!

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

"There must be a mistake! They must mean 34 dollars!"

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else?'

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

What if anteaters liked stamp collecting...