Stamps Prints

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

A Stampede

"I saved a bundle on vacation by shipping myself around the world first class."

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'You'll want to put a Forever Stamp on your letter to Ms. LuRue,Tru-Love Romances, right?'

101 uses of a dead cat: stamp

America's Intelligence Failure.

"There must be a mistake! They must mean 34 dollars!"

"Are forever stamps ok?"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fragile stamper.

I love you.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Hieroglyph stamps.

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

A post box in a museum

'It's unto thee.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'