Stamp Selection Dilemma Prints

Save the Lowlands or put away his loose stamps?

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fragile stamper.

I love you.

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

Hieroglyph stamps.

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Post Office. Frank you forgot to seal your envelope. The other "zip code."

A post box in a museum

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

'It's unto thee.'

Insufficient Postage

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

America's Intelligence Failure.

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'