Stamp Selection Dilemma T-Shirts

Save the Lowlands or put away his loose stamps?

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fragile stamper.

I love you.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Hieroglyph stamps.

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'He drooled on my stamp collection.'

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

'It's unto thee.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Insufficient Postage

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

America's Intelligence Failure.

A post box in a museum

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Clerk: 'They recalled the series of Famous Lawyer stamps... people were spitting on the wrong side.'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

Things of the past...