Stamina Steward Gifts

"Would you like some wings?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Tree Funeral

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Solar Power.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"No, still there."

Protein Powder Irony

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

'You wished to see the house red?'

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

'Happy New Year!'

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

'Fitzroy, the sea is a bit too cold to swim in. Would you please go and get the immersion heater?'

Our Job Steward

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

Since we're not doing anything meaningful to stop climate change, it's reassuring to know Earth can count on...'Planet B' to the rescue!"

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

"All I'm saying is, I wished for an endless summer vacation, and now the glaciers are melting."

"I don't think reusable straws are going to be enough."

Purvison heads our environmentally-conscious growth fund