Stamina Steward Mugs

I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Would you like some wings?"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Tree Funeral

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Solar Power.

Protein Powder Irony

Better Do SomethingAbout Climate Change

"No, still there."

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

'You wished to see the house red?'

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

'Happy New Year!'

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

Since we're not doing anything meaningful to stop climate change, it's reassuring to know Earth can count on...'Planet B' to the rescue!"

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

Our Job Steward

'Fitzroy, the sea is a bit too cold to swim in. Would you please go and get the immersion heater?'

"All I'm saying is, I wished for an endless summer vacation, and now the glaciers are melting."

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

"I don't think reusable straws are going to be enough."