Stage Doctor Gifts

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Knickerless Cage.

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Broadway Moosical.

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Hollywood producer.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

E=Emcee Squared

I Pagliacci

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

Fricka arrives.

Theatre masks

Performance In The Bedroom

The Costumer Is Always Right

This little pig's house was a facade.