Stage Doctor Prints

"Ok, here's another one about antibiotics. . ."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

I Pagliacci

E=Emcee Squared

Hollywood producer.

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Broadway Moosical.

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

This little pig's house was a facade.

Theatre masks

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Performance In The Bedroom

'People are staring at us because they've never seen private box seats at an off broadway theatre before.'

Fricka arrives.

The Costumer Is Always Right