Stage Building T-Shirts

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

"Just be yourself."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'They all want to play the star.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Falstaff

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Tree house.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Do it yourself books.

Building Sandcastles.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Lego Haircut

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"First snowman?"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."