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Shakespeare in the Industrial Park

'They all want to play the star.'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Modern Major General

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Theatre Crowd

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Snapshots in Time

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'I'm a star!'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"I got replaced by another clown"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Bravo!

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"They're texting it in."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Flamenco

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'