Stage And Wheel Appreciator Mugs

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park

'They all want to play the star.'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Modern Major General

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Theatre Crowd

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Woman crying with happiness.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'I'm a star!'

Snapshots in Time

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

Bravo!

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

"They're texting it in."

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

"I got replaced by another clown"

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Flamenco

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'