Robot Appreciator Mugs

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

The Book Lover

Robot Painter

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Employee of the Month

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"My kid could do that."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

Old-fashioned computer

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

Cat with Crown.

"Who's the new guy?"

Robot Office Tasks

'I am not a robot.'

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'That must be my computer date.'

"My 'check engine' light came on."

'It's a hybrid.'

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"My programming does not permit me to process new information."