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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

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'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'You've been killing files again.'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Secret Service Dogs

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

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What security flaw?

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'Always bought low.'

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

'We never act on market rumors until they pass the 'squelch' test.'

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"

'It's okay, mom. I go through this every day at school.'

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."