Stadium Sleuth Gifts

'What the... Eddie, check this out!'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Clickbait

'You've been killing files again.'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

"I'm majoring in Communications with a minor in Leaking!"

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

'This morning a rumor that we would buy the Arpex Corp drove our stock up $3. Around noon a rumor that Arpex would buy us drove it up another $3. And in the afternoon a rumor that wo have nothing to do with Arpex drove it up $3 more.'

Secret Service Dogs

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Our stock is down. Start some rumors on Wall Street that it's going up."

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

Arch of Triumph Save

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

What security flaw?

'This assignment calls for a chicken.'

'Always bought low.'

I'm loving the phone hacking scandal. I love it when ne'er-do-wells use technology to steal personal information. Because you like when people suffer. No. Because I love it when technology is proven as evil. Spare me. Technology is not evil. People are evil. Computers don't hack people. People hack people. Macs hack, Macs hack! You watch your mouth, filthy human! Fight, fight …

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"

'It's okay, mom. I go through this every day at school.'

'We never act on market rumors until they pass the 'squelch' test.'