Sports Sleuth Gifts

The ump had a hunch that Buchanan was throwing a spitball.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"1-1"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Newton's Law and Order.

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Undercover Biophysicists

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

GM Crops Genie.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."