Sports Sleuth Prints

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"1-1"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

Newton's Law and Order.

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

GM Crops Genie.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

Undercover Biophysicists

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

School of journalism and politics.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"