Sports Scandal Sleuth Prints

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

JET (Part I)

The Robert Mueller Rosetta Stone

Panama Papers

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"This is not good at all!"

Corrupt politicians,

'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'

'That damn racial scandal.'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Horse meat scandal.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

Raid the law offices of Michael D. Cohen

Cronyism Guide

'Keep a lid on it!'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

Panama Papers Scandal

'STREWTH! Our firewall is down!' (Rupert and James Murdoch cease to be shielded after Rebekah Brooks resigns)

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

"Let me assure you voters that my life is an open email...at least it is since that last Russian cyber attack."