Sports Scandal Follower Prints

Use A-Rod's excuse. Ignorance!

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Goal!

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

We were THIS close to finding out what a senate seat goes for...

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

LEV Trump

"He wasn't so keen on austerity after all."

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

Rush Limbaugh 'apologizes' over Slutgate.

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

Mueller Probe Plus One Year

Rocko the Boxer

"Quick, we need a distraction. Release the pee pee tapes!"

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

James Corden banned from restaurant for abusive behaviour.]

Baseball Cash

Manny Ramirez.

"Sex, drugs and sports. Didn't it used to be sex, drugs and rock and roll?"

Scandal is catching up to Lance Armstrong.

Let the game begin.

Alternative Names for Washington Redskins

'Swelling, Babcock, is our body's way of telling us that something's wrong. But if you insist on staying in the game, hey, it's your elbow.'

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

Olympic village with boy selling urine samples outside.

THIEFA

The Yankees smashed,clobbered, crushed, subjugated, whacked, humbled, shellacked, smeared Seattle, or was it the other way around?'

News. Sports Steroid Scandal. I remember when "Team Chemistry" was a good thing.

"C'mon, I'll show you the crime scene...ummmh...my house!"