Soccer Sleuth Prints

Spot the English player.

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Blazer details Fifa bribes

FIFA Scandal

Ancient man sculpting a football.

"We might need that ball, boy!"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"1-1"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Undercover Biophysicists

GM Crops Genie.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Newton's Law and Order.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'