Sports World Sleuth Gifts

"1-1"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

"We might need that ball, boy!"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

Blazer details Fifa bribes

You're just reading the stuff scrolling across the bottom...

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

Unusual Sports: Shooting Skiers

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

RX baseball hat

Ancient man sculpting a football.

Main St Ottowa

Baseball Cash

Men working sign at golf hole

'Gimme the remote. I think you got it on slo-mo.'

Tokyo Olympics 2020

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

Olympic village with boy selling urine samples outside.

Spot the English player.

The incapacity benefits people want you to give them a ring...'

'Normally, this job requires extensive testing, security clearance, international experience and foreign language skills, but since you're the bulimic ex-girlfriend of a pro football player, you're hired.'

Spying on the football