Sports World Sleuth Mugs

Mr Putin made us an offer we could not refuse

"1-1"

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Slam Dunking the Outtray

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

"We might need that ball, boy!"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

You're just reading the stuff scrolling across the bottom...

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

Blazer details Fifa bribes

"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."

Baseball Cash

Ancient man sculpting a football.

Main St Ottowa

'My therapist plays with my mind.'

Unusual Sports: Shooting Skiers

RX baseball hat

Tokyo Olympics 2020

"Sounds like your father is rooting for lots of different countries."

Scandal is catching up to Lance Armstrong.

Men working sign at golf hole

'Gimme the remote. I think you got it on slo-mo.'

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

Olympic village with boy selling urine samples outside.

Spot the English player.

'Normally, this job requires extensive testing, security clearance, international experience and foreign language skills, but since you're the bulimic ex-girlfriend of a pro football player, you're hired.'

The incapacity benefits people want you to give them a ring...'

News. Sports Steroid Scandal. I remember when "Team Chemistry" was a good thing.

Spying on the football

Use A-Rod's excuse. Ignorance!

FIFA Scandal

Oscar Pistorius