St. Patrick's Day Enthusiast Gifts

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

My life defines 'Luck of the Irish'...My first wife left me and the second one won't.

"What was the deal with wearing two condoms?"

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Ta-da! What do you think? - 'Nice costume.' - 'I bought a lucky clover for you!' - 'This is watercress, dum-dum.' - 'Oh. Shall I take it back?' - 'No, it's alright. I'll have it my lunch.' -

"Not again, buster!!!!!"

"Well, it seems that St. Patrick didn't drive all the snakes out of Ireland."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Best Before 5th Pint.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Bottle Distillery

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"