St. Patrick's Day Celebrator Gifts

The Fighting Irish Setters. . .

Garden Variety Irish

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

'Kiss me -- I'm an Irish frog!'

"What do you think of wearing a green collar for St. Patrick's Day?"

"I can't help it. I'm afraid of heights."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Bottle Distillery

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"