St. Patrick's Day Celebrators Gifts

Another year older and you look as young as ever! Alcohol is a great preservative!

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

"Sure, I'm Irish. That explains the green underwear, doesn't it?"

"Next round's on me, boyos!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Bottle Distillery

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'What happened to your hand.'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'