St. Patrick's Day Enthusiast Mugs

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

"Yes, shamrocks are green. Yes, they have three leaves. Unfortunately, so does poison ivy."

Irish Eyes began smiling on March 17, 461...the day St. Patrick discovered Irish cream.

My life defines 'Luck of the Irish'...My first wife left me and the second one won't.

"What was the deal with wearing two condoms?"

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

Ta-da! What do you think? - 'Nice costume.' - 'I bought a lucky clover for you!' - 'This is watercress, dum-dum.' - 'Oh. Shall I take it back?' - 'No, it's alright. I'll have it my lunch.' -

"Not again, buster!!!!!"

"Well, it seems that St. Patrick didn't drive all the snakes out of Ireland."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"