St. Patrick's Day Aficionados Mugs

Lesbian civil partnership.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Bottle Distillery

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Malty tasking.'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'What happened to your hand.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."