St. Patrick's Day Celebrants Mugs

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

Bottle Distillery

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

'What happened to your hand.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'Malty tasking.'