St. Patrick's Day Celebration Mugs

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Just the one...

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Bottle Distillery

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Walking to the pub takes me 5 minutes, but 20 minutes to walk home." "The difference is staggering."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'What happened to your hand.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'Malty tasking.'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.